BOOK CLUB
DUNCAN TUCK'S BOOK CLUB
Jesus Jeans Are Holy Jeans
by Xavier Knickers
Jump For Joy
by Ariel Dancer
Just Call My Name
by Al B. Dare and Al B. Sienna-Round
Just Not Your Type
by Hunton Peck
Just Use It! Don`t Lose It
by Auldin C. Nile, Wylie and Rikki T. O`Coot
Keeping Up With The Joneses
by Howsie A. Fordit
Keeping Up With The Real Elves Of The North Pole
by "Frosty" Colin Friesen-Day, (forward by "Lil"Wrapper")
Kickback Yard And Hedge Fun
by Lon Moore and Leif Raker
Kindred Spirits On A Casual Walk Back Into The Woods For The LAST TIME!
by Hillary Clinton and Huma Kiddin
Kinky Boots In True Colors
by Sydney Lopper
Kiss Face
by Emo G. Khan
Kiss Me Back, Blarney Stone
by Anita Manda Love, Evy Knight
Law and Disorder
by Ann Arkey and Kay Yoss
Lawn Story Short
by Lon Storrey-Short
Lawrence Welk: A Biography
by Awanda Andatou
Leakers And Hackers
by Knight Lee Hoffentinkle and "Wheezer" Koffenmore
Lean Forward
by Ben and Neil Downe
Left Hangin` Out To Dry
by Ty T. Whitey
Les Deplorables And Useful Idiots
by Juan Biggs-Knorr
Less Than A Dozen
by Tanner Levin
Let's Get Started
by N.C. Pient
Life After Prison
by Rhea Justin and Phil D. Payne
Life Is A Do-It-Yourself Project
by Liv N. Straight, Eaton Wright, and Phil N. Goode
Like A Party In My Mouth
by Candida Bitemoore
Like Drinking Water From A Fire Hose
by Morton Ewell-Knead
Like It`s Absolutely, Awesome And Amazing
by Sid N. Purdy
Like Sand Through An Hour Glass
by Yahn N. Resless
Little Things
by Mike Rowe and Minnie A. Tur
Living In A Hashtag# And Hyphen-Nation
by Octavia Octothorpe#, and Bindi Wavey-Tildy~
Living On The Wetlands
by Sandy Rivers, Roxanne Mudd
Living Rent Free In Her Head
by Sid N. Purdy
Lock It Up!
by Hannah Keyes-Toomey
Locker Room Talk
by Jim Schuse, Jim "Shorty" Schortz, and Jim Ware
Long Winded Stories
by Juan Biggs-Knoor and Boris Saul d'Deth
Lost, Found, Fleeced, And Served
by Bo Peep & Raquell Lamm
Lotto Winner
by Gladys Canby
Lyfted Into The Uber Life
by Wyona Carr
Make-Up Test
by Herb N. D`Kaye
Man-Child Socialist
by Justin Trudeau
Mansplaining My Manspread
by A. Donnis
Masked And Sordid Stories
by Marco Sauro
Math Fantasy Camp In Washington D.C.
by Adam Mollup and Spence Moore
Mats, Ropes, And Rings
by Jim Nist
McDonald`s: Burger King`s ARCH Rival
by Biff And Patty Fryer
Meet The Mediator
by R.B. Traitor
Mega Sea Wave
by Sue Nommy
Messier Than A Port-A-John In A Tornado
by Aldus Crapp and "Scoop" Lodan-Holloway
Midnight Booty
by Collin Yu, Layton DeKnight
Mine`s Not The Winner
by Ann Norris-Shores
More Dollars Than Sense
by Noam Moore-Munny
Morning Wood
by C. Alice LeVitra and Vi Aggra
Mr. Smarmy Pants
by Wade Tewbigg, Forrest Bridges
Mum`s The Word
by Mary Gold, Rhoda Dindren, and Chris Santimum
My Bad
by Maya Culpa
My Bucket List Goes Way Beyond The Pale
by Creighton Barrow
My Color Is Plaid
by Aaron Winden-McKilt
My ISIS Seen The Taliban
by Warren Tara
My Stalker Son Is Following Me In My Footsteps
by Chase N. Hunt
Nail It Now! Or You`ll Screw It Up
by Claude Hammer and Phillip Sedd
Name Calling; It's Not A Game!
by Kirsten Custer-Route and Toulouse N. Krass
Nay Sayers
by Jes Orson A. Round
Never Got It
by Diane DeGettit
Never Late
by F. Fiona Clock
Night Sweats
by Ben A. Knight-Mayer
No Better Place Than Here
by Sid N. Purdy
No One`s Dumb Asphalt
by Tarquin Hardin-Fast
Nothing Here To See And Hear
by Pastor Izaneers
Nothing Like The Present
by "Curly" Bowen-Ribens
Oh, Danny Bowie
by Glenda Glenn & Imus Bide, N. Forrest, Orin Meadow
On The Other Hand, You Can Just Sit On Your Hands
by Ann B. Dextrous
One Humdinger Of A Doozy
by Minnie Cooper
One Swings, And The Other One Screws
by Isadora Jarr
One Whey "Occurd" To Me
by Miss Tuffy Muffet
Open Minded, Or Hole In The Head? Which Is It?
by Jes Askin
Our Condiments to the Chef
by Bern Nayz and May O. Nayz
Our Lives In The Cheap Seats
by Gwen Dare, Sid Downe, Ann Waite
Out Of A Pickle, Into A Jam
by Dillon Sweet
Outdoor Voices Shouting Inside Jokes
by Waylon Howell and Noah Fentz
Outside The Margin Of Cheating
by D. Linus Drawn
Over The Top
by E. Norma Stits
Passed On
by Barry L. Service, Morgana Chapel, Nelda Coffin-Schutt and Barry McKarkis
Pass The Buck
by Hugh Boettcher-Dollar
Pinning Donkeys Is What This Game Entails
by Meagan d`Pointe
Pipe Dreams; A Pot Grower`s Smokescreen
by Mara Wannamaker and A.U.Gedoff-McCloud
Planet of the Apps
by Ashe Tagg
Playin` Him Like A Stratavarius
by Carrie A. Toone, Louden Sweet
Poker Phase
by Collier Bluff and Dillon A Card
Pounding The Pavement
by Tarquin Hardin-Fast
Pour Excuse
by Cody Pendint
Practical Jokes For Practically Every One
by Jes Scott Punkt
Prayed and Got An Answer
by Loren B. Hold
Preaching To The Choir From The Amen Corner
by A. Maizie Grace
Problems Or Issues - Which Is It?
by Belle E. Aiken
Proliferation
by Newt Kewler
Proposal
by Neil Furst, Ann Asker
Prosciutto And "Fun Guy"; Two Wacky Cops From The Bronx
by Pete Zaboy
Psychic Sidekick
by Claire Voint, Perrin Normal, and Sienna Crystal Ball
Pull Up Your Brie Cheese! That`s Over The Wedge
by Jarl Burg
Pulled Myself Up By My Own Bootstraps
by Buck L. Downe and Porter Rich
Pulling Strings
by Mary Annette Dahl
Puns : A Certain Kinda Funny
by Madge N. DeWitts and Huma Kiddin
Saddle Up, Rein It In, And Get Right Back On Your Horse
by Barry "Buckin` Bronko" Bama and Ran Chand
Same Old Song & Dance
by Tristen Schought
Schoolyard Gamer
by Agate "Aggie" Marbles and Jaxon Ball
Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel
by "Scoop" Lodan-Holloway and Aldus Crapp
Screw It
by Titan Tudoright, Phillip Sedd and Lev Wingnutt
Screamers And Leakers
by Louden Whett
Sea Food
by Sheldon Schuckt
Seamingly Distressed, She Asked "Sew What?"
by Terry Cloth, Cord Roy, and "Zipper" Buttons
Searching For Noah`s Lost Ark
by Endy and Anna Jones
Second Hand Knowledge Gets Better With Use
by Gedda Gripp and Hugh Nowitt
Second Sight, Sixth Sense
by Claire Voint, Perrin Normal, and Sienna Crystal-Ball
Senior Momentums
by Walker Wheeler-Cain
Serendipity
by Quincy Dentil
Serious In The Front, Party In The Back
by Harry Mullet
Seventh Inning Stretch
by Husan Furst
50 Shades Of Dijon Grey
by Frank Fuhrter & Edda Berger
50 Shades of Gary
by Krauss Dresser
Shoot The Fat, Chew The Bull
by Chad N. Chu
She Ain`t What She Used To Be
by Pastor Prime
She`s Gone Off In The Weeds
by Bud Alcindor Flowers
Shipfitter`s Blues
by Marina Slipp and Porter Starbird
Shoe Collector And Soul Searcher
by Burke N. Stock and Selma Sole
Shootin` From The Hip
by Jes Schoenoff
Short Order
by Hammond Ryan Mayo with Dillon Cole-Slaugh and Julian Fry
Sign Us Up!
by Markus Downe
Single And Alone
by Anita Manda Love, Layton DeKnight
Sit On It And Just Phone It In
by Bud Dyler
Six To One-Half The Other
by Ferris Fair
Skidmarks To Gramma`s House, Laughing All The Way
by Juan Horace Oban-Slay and Belle & Bob Tailring
Sleepin` On A Bed Of Roses
by Thorny and Burly Bush
Sleepwalking
by Earl Lee Riser
Smoke Screen
by Sig Rhett Burns, Sig Garr-Burns, Bolivar C. Garr, Huma Dohr, and Piper Ashe Trey
Smutrakers
by Toulouse N. Krass, Kirsten Custer-Route, and Loren DeBarre
Snared And Drumstruck
by "Tom Tom" Mallet
Snitches Get Stitches
by Gabby "The Fink" Tattler
Social Justice
by Racheal Lunrest
So Far, So Good
by Enzo Witgoes and Zack Lee Wright
Soft Cheeses
by Cameron Bear
Stickin` To It
by Thatcher Storrey
Strained Laughter; Chokin` Or Jokin`?
by Chuck Ling
Strike
by Lon Bowling
Suck It Up, Buttercup!
by Molly Coddle
Sucker Punch!
by Dax A. Loeb-Lowe
Symbol of Life
by Al LeGory
Sweep Up The Names You Just Dropped!
by Jes Shoenoff, Wade Tewbigg, Forrest Bridges
Take A Powder
by Skip Towne and Al B. Sienna-Round
Take It For What It`s Worth
by Robin Lyon-Steele, Ran Sack, and Chita Lott
Taking the Road Less Traveled
by Yul B. Sari
Take The Stairs! Think Outside The Box
by Ellie Vader
Take Your Bull And Shove It
by Cad L. Russler, Ran Chand, and Barry "Buckin` Bronko" Bama
Tell It On Wolverton Mountain
by Cilfton Clowers
That`s A Laugh! That Joke Is So Hilarious, It`s Not Even Funny
by Dewey Laffayette
That's Crack!
by Thad Snodgrass
That Old Lady Abercrombie Is A Fitch!
by Kirsten Custer-Route
The Adventures, Exploits, And Conquests Of Carlos Danger
by Huma Kiddin (Forward by Anthony "Horndog" Wiener)
The Argument Against A Woman President
by Warren Jender
The Bright and Shiny
by Jules Goldenbling, Jim and Luce Diamond
The Cannibals And The Seasoned Citizen Explorers
by Chase M. Downe and Boyle M. Mollup
The Chess Champion With A Checkered Past
by Bishop Rankin-Phile, Red Black, and Madge N. DeWitts
The Chicken Sees Her Rap
by Rapper "Lil" Henny Penny
The Coast Is Clear
by Sandy Schorrs
The Cow Whisperer
by Collin DeHerd
The Donkeys And The Elephants
by Winn Baggs
The Dying Business
by Barry L. Service, Morgana Chapel, M. Balmer, and Nelda Coffin-Schutt
The Funny Bone Incident
by Hugh Murus
The Girl In The Ukraine And The Tender Chick In Kiev
by Rush N. Storrey and Boris Saul DeDeth
The Girl On The Gravy Train
by Mitt Ball, Owen A. Fortune, and Spence Oliver Munny
The Girl Who Danced In A Tutu, To 3/4 Time
by Walt Senall-Knight
The Girl Who Had More Issues Than A Newsstand
by Y. I. Lefter and Kirsten Custer-Route
The Girl Who Played With Fire
by Branden Burns
The Girl Who Wasn`t Fat, Just Well Marbled
by Addy Pose
The Girl With the Draggin' Tutu
by Aulden Flabbie
The Girl With The Dynamite Figure
by Brick Schickhouse and Thad B. Oliver
The Girl With The Thick, Kissy Lips
by Beau Tauks
The Girl Without Any Common Scents
by Misty Cologne and Adam Mizer
The High Cost of Living
by Armand De Legg
The Kids Are Here
by Heidi Likker
The Idiot`s Guide To Dummies
by Manny Quinn and Vin Trilokist
The Idiot`s Guide To ESP
by Ciaire Voyant, Perrin Normal, and Sienna Crystal Ball
The Incredible Hunk
by Chip Hoffderolblock
The Kellogg Serials
by Edith Witherspoon
The Kitty That Would Think Outside The Litter Box
by Catherine "Cat" Dander and Moggy, the "I Wonder" Cat
The Last Dropout
by Maliki Fawcett
The Lowest Hanging Fruit
by Hannah Banana Toomey
The Milk Man Always Rings Once
by Claire Isabel
The Nays Have It
by May O. Nays and Bern Nays
The New Kid Boxer
by B.D. Izanglass-Jaw
The New Rabbit Transit; Across Bunny Trails, Hare Pin Turns, and Down Rabbit Holes
by "Bunny" O`Hare and Peter Cotton-Tell
The Other Shoe Dropped
by Burke N. Stock, Penny Loafer, and Doc Sider
The Pirate Who Got His Hook At The Second Hand Store
by Captain Sealed and Enseign Bordinett
The Pole Dancer And Comic Stripper
by Berle Lesk and "Tiny" B. Hinde
The Porpoise Of Fresh Tuna Is Uncanny
by Annette Fischer
The Proctologist/Ophthalmologist Who Had 20/20 Hindsight
by Dr. Luke N. Feelwright
The Question Becomes Boxers, Briefs, Or Commando
by Ty T. Whitey and Sy Smatters
The Real Story Of Mr. Potato Head
by Boyle "The Face" Tater, Emma Tater, and Julian Frye
There Goes My Baby
by Sid N. Purdy and Austin La Veesta
The Seventh Inning Stretch
by Husan Furst
The Seven Year Itch
by Dan Druff
The Shortest Distance Between 2 Jokes, Is A Straight Line
by Chuck L. King
The Sky Is Falling
by Chick N. Little, Ty Phune, Si Close, and Al Gore
The Slow Burnin` Home Grown Dude
by Rollin D. Weed and Rollin A. Doobie
The Smelliest Catch
by Sam N. Fisher and Annette Fischer
The Sound And The Furry
by Allie Katz and Harry N. Shedden
The Sum Total
by Adam Mollup, Nada Little, Nora Lott
The Sword Of Damocles Is Hanging Over Pandora`s Box
by May M. Pale, Ann Hunos-Winn
The Whispering Equestrian
by Colten Horst-Trayner and Karen Fieding-Manual
They`re Comin` To America
by Mustafa Goode-Dreeson and Ezera Lott Moore
The World Of Fast Food
by Thurston Unger and Julian Fry
This Doll Won`t Fall For You!
by Neva Lashka
Those Alphabet Networks vs. That One "F.N." Channel; Fair Fight?
by Ben Schwatcher
Touching the 3rd Rail
by Darren Hugo Furst
Time Will Tell
by Sterling "I.O." Silver
TMI; Too Much Ick
by Pia Little, Pia Lott, and Aldus Crapp
Tonie, Alternative Jazz Clubs
by Fern Barr
Too Many Dollars And Not Enough Sense
by Spence A. Lot, Moxie Ann Swank, Tonie and Ritzy Poser
Too Many Strings Attached
by Mary Annette Dahl
Too Much Of A Good Thing
by Morris Les
Tortilla Reform (Mexican Tort Reform)
by Jimmy Jonga, Chip Oatlay, and Ray Yanno
Training Day At Model Railroad Fantasy Camp
by Krause Bucksign
Trap Shooting
by "Skeet" Pullen
Tried And True
by Justice Wellin Goode
TSA Macarena : Caught Holding
by Hans B. Hinde and Pat Downe
Two Silhouettes On The Shade
by Amir Shado
Unringing A Bell
by Al Armist
Ulysses, You Read It
by Helen O. Troy
Unbridled Passion
by Colten Mayer and Orson Round
Uncle Daddy Had Big Bucks And Deep Pockets
by Studs Muphin, Phil Landerer, and Luther Van Der Pimp
Unicorns, Rainbows, Snowflakes, Fairy Tales, And Dreams
by Pastor Betty Bye Thyme
Unleashed
by Doug Coller
Unplug It, And Plug It Back In Again. See If That Works
by Ahna Noffanon
Unsafe At Any Speedo
by Hugo Fast and Seymour Butts
Up All Night
by "Skinny" Lawtay and Tian Coffey
Used To Suck, Now It Blows
by Ebenezer "McWheezer" O`Coote
Wacky
by Lucinda Head
Walk Toward The Bright Light
by Newt Kuwler
Warning From A Snooty Foodie
by Candace Neva-Goode
Wash Me
by Anita Bath
Wayfering Stranger
by Chris P. Kracker
We`ve Devolved From The Greatest Generation To The Selfie Generation, All In 70 Years
by Loren DeBarr, Shamus Saul, and Gray Oldenwieser
Weather Or Not, It`s The Climate
by Wendy and Rainn E. Day with Grace Guy
Well Done, Grillfriend
by Char Broyle
Went And Did It Blues
by Luke and C. I. Malone
We're Dragging Our Feet
by Tobius Moore-Thyme
What A Big Difference!
by Sy Smatters, Dayne Knight
What`s In Your Future?
by Sienna Crystal Ball
What`s The Score?
by Nada Little, Nora Lott
Whatever Floats Your Boat
by Marina Slipp and "Doc" Master
Whatever`s Left Is Just Not Right
by Porter Starbird
What's In The Paper Today?
by Rollin A. Doobie, " The Slow Burnin` Home Grown Dude"
When I Was 21, It Was A Very Good Beer
by Wheaton Malton-Hopps and Porter Logger-Stout
When She`s At The Door
by Will U. Helperin
When The Cat`s Out Of The Bag, Take The Bull By The Horns
by Justice I. Wood
When The IRS Comes Knockin'
by Lyle Lacarugg
When Your Case Can Go Either Way
by Wendell Blowe
Where Is Love?
by Luke Andrew, Will Fyndit
Where the Boas Are
by Ann Aconda
Whirlpool
by Corey Olis
Whistle Blowers And Leakers Will Drain The Swamp
by Louden Schrillwhiner and Reena Bell
White As Snow
by Mary Haddah, Liddy Lamm, with Racheal Ovatones and Molly Coddle
Without A Key
by Jimmie DeLocke & Carrie A. Toone
Who Moved My Cheese?
by Jes Askin, Satch Churrs, Mustafa Goode-Dreason
Who's Dumb Asphalt Was This?
by Tarquin Hardin-Fast and Rollin Tulane-Rhodes
Wild Cow Catching
by Brandon A. Maverick, Angus Roper, and Bernie Irons
Wine And Beer O`Clock
by Merle Lowe & Char D`Nay
With A Grain Of Salt
by "Pepper" Korn
With So Much Curiosity, Nine Lives Just Aren`t Enough
by Kitty Katt with Bob and Tom Katz
1001 World's Best Jokes
by Phinneas Storrey
Wuzbands And Ex-Wives
by Warren Jender
Yankee Doodle : An Autobiography
by Mac Kroni
You Can`t Say That!
by Dax A. Loeb-Lowe
You Don`t Know Jack Hardy Davidson
by Helmut & Sissy Edgeer
You Snooze, You Lose
by I. Knight Lee Hoffentinkle
You!!! F**%%&!! B*##@!!! C@$**&$!!!
by Toulouse N. Krass and Kirstin Custer-Route
You`re Fly Is Open
by Major Luke Downe
"Your Fly Is Open" Zip Line
by Major Luke Downe
You`re Rubber, And I`m Glue
by "Stretch" E. C. Mint