DUNCAN TUCK'S BOOK CLUB

TITLES LISTED IN ALPHABETIC ORDER - JK - Z

These fictitious titles and authors, full of fun and wordplay, are a result of Duncan’s twisted humor! For maximum enjoyment try reading these aloud!

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J-K

Jesus Jeans Are Holy Jeans

Jump For Joy

Just Call My Name

Just Not Your Type

Just Use It! Don`t Lose It

Keeping Up With The Joneses

Keeping Up With The Real Elves Of The North Pole

Kickback Yard And Hedge Fun

Kindred Spirits On A Casual Walk Back Into The Woods For The LAST TIME!

Kinky Boots In True Colors

Kiss Face

Kiss Me Back, Blarney Stone

L

Law and Disorder

Lawn Story Short

Lawrence Welk: A Biography

Leakers And Hackers

Lean Forward

Left Hangin` Out To Dry

Les Deplorables And Useful Idiots

Less Than A Dozen

Let's Get Started

Life After Prison

Life Is A Do-It-Yourself Project

Like A Party In My Mouth

Like Drinking Water From A Fire Hose

Like It`s Absolutely, Awesome And Amazing

Like Sand Through An Hour Glass

Little Things

Living In A Hashtag# And Hyphen-Nation

Living On The Wetlands

Living Rent Free In Her Head

Lock It Up!

Locker Room Talk

Long Winded Stories

Lost, Found, Fleeced, And Served

Lotto Winner

Lyfted Into The Uber Life

M

Make-Up Test

Man-Child Socialist

Mansplaining My Manspread

Masked And Sordid Stories

Math Fantasy Camp In Washington D.C.

Mats, Ropes, And Rings

McDonald`s: Burger King`s ARCH Rival

Meet The Mediator

Mega Sea Wave

Messier Than A Port-A-John In A Tornado

Midnight Booty

Mine`s Not The Winner

More Dollars Than Sense

Morning Wood

Mr. Smarmy Pants

Mum`s The Word

My Bad

My Bucket List Goes Way Beyond The Pale

My Color Is Plaid

My ISIS Seen The Taliban

My Stalker Son Is Following Me In My Footsteps

N

Nail It Now! Or You`ll Screw It Up

Name Calling; It's Not A Game!

Nay Sayers

Never Got It

Never Late

Night Sweats

No Better Place Than Here

No One`s Dumb Asphalt

Nothing Here To See And Hear

Nothing Like The Present

O

Oh, Danny Bowie

On The Other Hand, You Can Just Sit On Your Hands

One Humdinger Of A Doozy

One Swings, And The Other One Screws

One Whey "Occurd" To Me

Open Minded, Or Hole In The Head? Which Is It?

Our Condiments to the Chef

Our Lives In The Cheap Seats

Out Of A Pickle, Into A Jam

Outdoor Voices Shouting Inside Jokes

Outside The Margin Of Cheating

Over The Top

P

Passed On

Pass The Buck

Pinning Donkeys Is What This Game Entails

Pipe Dreams; A Pot Grower`s Smokescreen

Planet of the Apps

Playin` Him Like A Stratavarius

Poker Phase

Pounding The Pavement

Pour Excuse

Practical Jokes For Practically Every One

Prayed and Got An Answer

Preaching To The Choir From The Amen Corner

Problems Or Issues - Which Is It?

Proliferation

Proposal

Prosciutto And "Fun Guy"; Two Wacky Cops From The Bronx

Psychic Sidekick

Pull Up Your Brie Cheese! That`s Over The Wedge

Pulled Myself Up By My Own Bootstraps

Pulling Strings

Puns : A Certain Kinda Funny

Q

R

Rap City In Blue

Rent For Now

Right On Target

Righty Tighty and Lefty Lucy: Do Opposites Really Attract?

Rules of Manners

S

Saddle Up, Rein It In, And Get Right Back On Your Horse

Same Old Song & Dance

Schoolyard Gamer

Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel

Screw It

Screamers And Leakers

Sea Food

Seamingly Distressed, She Asked "Sew What?"

Searching For Noah`s Lost Ark

Second Hand Knowledge Gets Better With Use

Second Sight, Sixth Sense

Senior Momentums

Serendipity

Serious In The Front, Party In The Back

Seventh Inning Stretch

50 Shades Of Dijon Grey

50 Shades of Gary

Shoot The Fat, Chew The Bull

She Ain`t What She Used To Be

She`s Gone Off In The Weeds

Shipfitter`s Blues

Shoe Collector And Soul Searcher

Shootin` From The Hip

Short Order

Sign Us Up!

Single And Alone

Sit On It And Just Phone It In

Six To One-Half The Other

Skidmarks To Gramma`s House, Laughing All The Way

Sleepin` On A Bed Of Roses

Sleepwalking

Smoke Screen

Smutrakers

Snared And Drumstruck

Snitches Get Stitches

Social Justice

So Far, So Good

Soft Cheeses

Stickin` To It

Strained Laughter; Chokin` Or Jokin`?

Strike

Suck It Up, Buttercup!

Sucker Punch!

Symbol of Life

Sweep Up The Names You Just Dropped!

T

Take A Powder

Take It For What It`s Worth

Taking the Road Less Traveled

Take The Stairs! Think Outside The Box

Take Your Bull And Shove It

Tell It On Wolverton Mountain

That`s A Laugh! That Joke Is So Hilarious, It`s Not Even Funny

That's Crack!

That Old Lady Abercrombie Is A Fitch!

The Adventures, Exploits, And Conquests Of Carlos Danger

The Argument Against A Woman President

The Bright and Shiny

The Cannibals And The Seasoned Citizen Explorers

The Chess Champion With A Checkered Past

The Chicken Sees Her Rap

The Coast Is Clear

The Cow Whisperer

The Donkeys And The Elephants

The Dying Business

The Funny Bone Incident

The Girl In The Ukraine And The Tender Chick In Kiev

The Girl On The Gravy Train

The Girl Who Danced In A Tutu, To 3/4 Time

The Girl Who Had More Issues Than A Newsstand

The Girl Who Played With Fire

The Girl Who Wasn`t Fat, Just Well Marbled

The Girl With the Draggin' Tutu

The Girl With The Dynamite Figure

The Girl With The Thick, Kissy Lips

The Girl Without Any Common Scents

The High Cost of Living

The Kids Are Here

The Idiot`s Guide To Dummies

The Idiot`s Guide To ESP

The Incredible Hunk

The Kellogg Serials

The Kitty That Would Think Outside The Litter Box

The Last Dropout

The Lowest Hanging Fruit

The Milk Man Always Rings Once

The Nays Have It

The New Kid Boxer

The New Rabbit Transit; Across Bunny Trails, Hare Pin Turns, and Down Rabbit Holes

The Other Shoe Dropped

The Pirate Who Got His Hook At The Second Hand Store

The Pole Dancer And Comic Stripper

The Porpoise Of Fresh Tuna Is Uncanny

The Proctologist/Ophthalmologist Who Had 20/20 Hindsight

The Question Becomes Boxers, Briefs, Or Commando

The Real Story Of Mr. Potato Head

There Goes My Baby

The Seventh Inning Stretch

The Seven Year Itch

The Shortest Distance Between 2 Jokes, Is A Straight Line

The Sky Is Falling

The Slow Burnin` Home Grown Dude

The Smelliest Catch

The Sound And The Furry

The Sum Total

The Sword Of Damocles Is Hanging Over Pandora`s Box

The Whispering Equestrian

They`re Comin` To America

The World Of Fast Food

This Doll Won`t Fall For You!

Those Alphabet Networks vs. That One "F.N." Channel; Fair Fight?

Touching the 3rd Rail

Time Will Tell

TMI; Too Much Ick

Tonie, Alternative Jazz Clubs

Too Many Dollars And Not Enough Sense

Too Many Strings Attached

Too Much Of A Good Thing

Tortilla Reform (Mexican Tort Reform)

Training Day At Model Railroad Fantasy Camp

Trap Shooting

Tried And True

TSA Macarena : Caught Holding

Two Silhouettes On The Shade

U

Unringing A Bell

Ulysses, You Read It

Unbridled Passion

Uncle Daddy Had Big Bucks And Deep Pockets

Unicorns, Rainbows, Snowflakes, Fairy Tales, And Dreams

Unleashed

Unplug It, And Plug It Back In Again. See If That Works

Unsafe At Any Speedo

Up All Night

Used To Suck, Now It Blows

V

Voting Red In A Purple State by Rosie Periwinkle

Verbal Macreme; Twists On Words

Victimology; The Whiner Takes It All

W

Wacky

Walk Toward The Bright Light

Warning From A Snooty Foodie

Wash Me

Wayfering Stranger

We`ve Devolved From The Greatest Generation To The Selfie Generation, All In 70 Years

Weather Or Not, It`s The Climate

Well Done, Grillfriend

Went And Did It Blues

We're Dragging Our Feet

What A Big Difference!

What`s In Your Future?

What`s The Score?

Whatever Floats Your Boat

Whatever`s Left Is Just Not Right

What's In The Paper Today?

When I Was 21, It Was A Very Good Beer

When She`s At The Door

When The Cat`s Out Of The Bag, Take The Bull By The Horns

When The IRS Comes Knockin'

When Your Case Can Go Either Way

Where Is Love?

Where the Boas Are

Whirlpool

Whistle Blowers And Leakers Will Drain The Swamp

White As Snow

Without A Key

Who Moved My Cheese?

Who's Dumb Asphalt Was This?

Wild Cow Catching

Wine And Beer O`Clock

With A Grain Of Salt

With So Much Curiosity, Nine Lives Just Aren`t Enough

1001 World's Best Jokes

Wuzbands And Ex-Wives

Y

Yankee Doodle : An Autobiography

You Can`t Say That!

You Don`t Know Jack Hardy Davidson

You Snooze, You Lose

You!!! F**%%&!! B*##@!!! C@$**&$!!!

You`re Fly Is Open

"Your Fly Is Open" Zip Line

You`re Rubber, And I`m Glue

Z

Zip, Zero, Nada

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