BOOK CLUB

DUNCAN TUCK'S BOOK CLUB

TITLES LISTED IN ALPHABETIC ORDER - A - I

These fictitious titles and authors, full of fun and wordplay, are a result of Duncan’s twisted humor! For maximum enjoyment try reading these aloud!

A – B – C – D – E – F – G – H – I – Go to JK – Z

A

A Breath of Fresh Air

by Hal A. Tosis

A Bucket List Gone Completely Beyond The Pail

by Creighton Barrel

Accept The Exceptions

by Lou Poule

A Central Planner`s Guide To A Big Carrot On A Thick Stick

by Kanye Geddit

A Clear Conscience Is The Sign Of A FUZZY MEMORY

by Ira Member, Phil N. Righteous

A Clothes Brush With The Fashion Police

by Preston "Squeaky" Dreyden-Killeen

Acupuncture; The Pin Is Mightier Than The Sore

by Meagan A. Pointe

A Frantic And Fantastical Cat Fanatic

by Harry N. Shedden

A Kiss Is Just A Kiss

by A. Kaysa Dewar-Dye

A Little Goes A Long Way

by Anna Bitmoore, Les S. Moore

A Little More Proof

by Minnie Barr

A Little School Girl`s Chronicles

by Mary Haddah, Liddy Lamm with Wan Tu And "Skip" Tumalou

All Washed Up

by Preston "Squeaky" Dreyden-Killeen

A Mystery Wrapped In A Riddle

by Winn Watten-Ware, Ann Wyan-Howe

And The Beat Goes On

by Lottie Dadido

A Picture Book: The Original Paper View

by Paige Turner, Rita Storrey

A Real Piece Of Work

by Kenny Pickem, R. Watt

Arizona Byways

by Y. Lee Kioti & Bee Peep

A Smart And Scrappy, Glass Half Full Kinda Dude

by Randy Guy, Upton O`Goode

A Socialist`s Understanding Of Capitalism

by Nada Clew

A Tale Of Two Kitties

by Bob Katt and Tom Katt

At The End of My Rope

by A. Fred Nott

A Toker`s Guide To Smoke Free And Edible Cannabis Campuses

by Candy D. Spencer

A Useful Idiot`s Guide To Climate Change; Follow The Money

by Hotten Haughter and Colin Kohler

A Voice That Could Peel Paint Off The Wall

by Gabby Schrillwhiner

Actually, You`re Absolutely Awsome And Amazing

by Ann Sawaya-Wynan

After A Time, He Got His Clock Cleaned

by "Big Bully" Bud Dinsky

After The Humpty Dumpty Incident, We Were All Walking On Eggshells

by Olive D. Kingsmen

Agoraphobia; The Inside Story

by C.I. Malone and Phil N. Borden-Moody

Agreeing To Agree

by Sol Goode and Zack Lee Wright

Ain`t Worth A Plug Nickel

by Penny Savor and Luce Slotz

Alex In Blunderland

by Aulden C. Nile, Wiley O`Coot, and Rikki T. O`Coot

Algophobia

by Aiken Payne

All Ginned Up! It`s Martini O`Clock

by Oliver Runyon

All Hat, No Cattle

by Ran Chand

All I Got In Prison

by Emile Endicotte, Anna"Tiny"Bitmoore

All My E-Mails Are From Females

by Tex Smee UPDATE

All Washed Up

by Preston "Squeaky" Dreyden-Killeen, and Drew A. Bath

Always Another New Dance Partner

by Dan Soste

Always Another Side

by Darren T. Differ

An Idiot`s Guide To Allergies

by Dustin Pollen, Meagan U. Schniezenkoff, and Ebenezer Schniezer

Apologies To My Wife

by B.N. Noddy and I. Benedict Tulong

Apparition!

by Zina Goste

Argument Against A Woman President

by Warren Jender

Arms Folded, With His Hands In His Pockets

by "Stretch" Reacher

Asbestos I Can Tell

by R. Atticus Leaky and Rufus Aulden Leaky

Ashes To Ashes; Return To Cinder

by Bernie Nash

Ask Jim!

by Jemhu and Jim Watt, with Jim Wynn, Jim Howe, and Jim Ware

Assuming Room Temperature

by Dinah Lone and Morgana Chapel

B

Backup Plan

by Justin Case

Backward Flip

by Taylor Heads

Bad Hair Day

by Braden McQuaff and Kerry McComb

Bad Taste Is Better Than No Taste-Or Is It?

by A. Tad Sweet and Uma Umami

Bada Bing, Bada Boom!

by Anwir Dunn

Barbie Has To Buy Her Friends

by Ken Dahl

Bartending Thespian; A Pourin` Actress`s Memoirs

by Oliver Runyon and Ima Knott-Aktin

Been There, Done That, And Bought The Wet T-Shirt

by Patton Dreyer-Downe

Beer Thirty And Wine O`Clock

by Wheaton Malton-Hopps and Char d`Nae

Beggars Can`t Be Choosers

by Cullen Garner

Bend and Stretch

by Art Riedus

Bent, Twisted & Folded

by Ora Gaumi

Best Job Security

by Kisha Nass

Birkenstocks And Socks: Faux Pas For Two Feet

by Thom McCann, 'Buster' Brown, and Poll Parrot

Bit That Bullet And Dodged It Too!

by M. T. Schell

Biting The Hand That Laid The Golden Egg

by Yul Rue-DeDay

B-Leaguered: Demoted From The Major Leagues

by Husan Furst

Blue, Crass Hootenanny

by Rollin D. Hay and Jes Blaine Grosse

Bone To Pick

by Donny Brooke and May Lay

Booty

by Layton DeKnight and Dayton Hookup

Branding And Re-Branding; All That`s Left Is Burns And Scars

by Pierce Studsen-Burns

Bend and StretchBridge And Tunnel People, Laughing All The Way

by Belle And Bob Tailring with Juan Orson Sleigh

Breeding In and Breeding Out

by Bes Tinshow

Broken Dreams

by Ben A. Knight-Mayer

Bruce And Caitlyn: A Tale Of Two Jenders

by Izzy A. Manner, A. Boyer-Watt, and L. G. Beatee

Bucket Lists And Basket Cases

by Howsie A. Fordum, F. Ida Hadmoore, and Ouida Dunnmore

Bulk Shopping Saver

by Sasha Deal and Lois Price

Bull In A China Shop

by Sara Nishu

Bureaucratic Vanity

by Chester Drawers

Buzzkill

by "Bugs" Zappa

By And Large, We`re Buyin` Large

by Morris Goode and Payne N. Cash

C

Call Her By Her Name

by Ann Sheila Peer

Call Me By My Proper Name

by Norman Clayture

Call Me Patsy And Lie To Me Again

by M.T. Sapp

Call Me Peanut

by Blanch O` Boyle, Sheldon Saulded

Call Or Click Today

by Hoda Fohne

Called On The Carpet

by Tanya Hyde

Calypso California Surfin` Christmas Carols

by Bob Narly and Jacob Narly

Can't Live Without 'Em

by Aaron Whater

Car Czars

by Otto Kratt

Career As Folk

by Gay Ballad

Cash For Clunkers

by Selma Carr

Catch Of The Day Tastes Better Than Just Washed Up On Shore

by Annette Fischer

Cattle Rustler

by Branden A. Maverick and " Smokey" Irons

Celebutaunts, Debutarts, And Prostitarts: Half A Bubble Off

by Toulouse N. Rood, Audrey Tawdry and Paul Tree

Cheese And Rice! Shut The Front Door! WThF!, ##%@**#%*!!, Pardon My French!

by Kirsten Custer-Route

Chicago Typewriters

by Tommy Gunn

Chippendale Dudes

by Tanden Tallen-Browne and "Rip" Parr-Schirtzoff

Christmas Dinner

by Amelia Love

Clothes Brush With The Fashion Police

by Preston Dresden "Squeaky" Dreyden-Killeen

Clueless And Clawless

by D. Claude Endorkatt, Farrel Katz and Allie Katt

Cold and Flu Season

by Sig Govitt

Come On Down

by Bryce S. Wright

Comfort Food

by Amelia Love

Common Grounds For Uncommon Times

by Tian Coffey, "Skinny" Lawtay, and "Perky" Brewer

Common Words Of The Romance Languages

by S. Peranto

Cool, Clear Water

by Slim Wettman

Copper Socks And Birkenstocks

by Penney Loafer

Cowhands Of Udder Distinction

by Bo Vine, Cad L. Herder, and Ran Chand

Crematorium And Mortuary

by Bernadette Baudies and Barry Moore

Crossed My Eyes And Dotted My T`s

by Liz Dexia

Crude Realities

by Aldus Crapp, Aulden Leaky, and Justina Pyle

Crushed It

by "Buster" Flatt, Anwir Dunn

C & W, BFF

by Tex Twitter

D

Dead Ends, Detours, and Roadblocks

by Chuck Cole and Barry Kades

Dealin` From The Bottom Of The Deck

by Alma Bettseroff and Collier Bluff

Deciding Motor Home Or Tee-Pee Camp Ground

by R. V. Hortense

"Deer In The Headlights" Eyes

by Cotton d`Rhode

Demand Equal Riots

by Justice I. Wood

Diamonds Are For … A Good Start!

by Kip Byner-Moore

Did Adam Have A Navel?

by Belle E. Button

Did You Or Didn`t You?

by Mayor May Knott

Difference of Opinion

by Raven Crowe

Dinghy & Dirty

by Dorian Greywater

Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darling

by Ayne Noone

Do You Think It`s Funny? It`s Not!

by Ebenezer Schniezenkoff

Dodged That Bullet

by Cloe Skall

Dog Whistle Code Talk

by Dewey Laffeyette, "Smiley Face" Emo G. Khan, and Noam Sayne

Dollars and Sense: The Smell of Money

by Bill Chaser

Dollars To Donuts

by I. Boettcher Wright

Don`t Call Me "Old Man"

by Mrs. C. P. River

Don`t Chew..Cry!

by Eton Neat and Dr. Perry O`Donnel-Case

Don`t Give Us That Jive, Street Talk

by Vern Ackular

Don`t Gloss It Over

by Matt Black

Don`t Just Do Something

by Stan Dare

Don`t Look For The Moon Tonight

by Wade and Tamara Knight

Don`t Screw It Up, Use A Hammer And Nail It

by Claude Hammer and Phillip Sedd

Don't Get A Big Head

by Mike Rowe-Brewer, Porter Logger-Stout

Dripping Point

by Grey V. Bolle

Drive Responsibly

by F. Fiona Carr

Droopy Drawers

by Toulouse Fitton, Sawyer Kiester, and Willis Panshou-Andropov

Drunk and Disoriented

by Tae Wan Ahn

E

Easter Time Zone

by Marty Graw & Ashe Wenzy

Eat, Pray, Burp, Repeat

by Oly Cross, Father Downe-DeRhode, and Monk Nunn

End Of Story

by Faye DeBlack

ESP For Dummies

by Claire Voyant, Perrin Normal, and Sienna Crystal-Ball

Everybody`s Got To Have Something

by I. Mustafa Case

Everything's A Buck

by Clarence Sayle

Extended Vacation

by Landon C. Tripp

Eye Guzzling : Season One, Episode One, Press Play

by Benj Schwatcher

F

Facts! Schmacks! Tell Them What They Wanna Hear!

by Taran Rippa-Newan

Fair Trade Agreement

by Bart R. Bandy and Lex Talionis

Family Drools

by Saliva DeBoca

Family of Criminals

by Lars N. Crooks

Fast And Loose

by Rikki T. and Rusty Tew-Wheeler

Fasten-ating

by "Zip" Buttons, Ben and Tilly Snapps

Feel Fantastic

by Bianca Pare and Phil N. Goode

Feeling Abandoned And Gay

by Izzy A. Manner, A. Boyer-Watt, and L.G. Beatee

Fetch

by Chuy Toi

Fifty Shades Of Grey Lives Matter

by Kip Hoffa-McGrass, Wylie O`Coot, and Aulden C. Nile

Finally, The Fat Lady Sang

by Faye DeBlack and Kurt N. Downe

First Date On Five Dollars

by F. Ida Hadmore, Ouida Dunmore

First Day Jitters

by Tian Coffey, "Skinny" Lawtay, and "Perky" Brewer

Fit To Be Tied

by Titan Fast and Luce Knotts

Fit To Be Tried

by Justice Well

Flash In The Pan

by Diane N. Dash

Flashin` The Fashion On The Runway

by Tanden Tallen-Browne and Catherine"Cat" Walker

Flew the Coop

by M.T. Nester

Follow The Money

by Carrie DeNote

Foodies

by Diane N. Dash, Candida Bightmoore, and Chuck Waggon

For The Sake Of Argument

by Donny Brooke and May Lay

Foreign 20 Blackbirds Baked In A Pie

by Ima Eden Fowl and Phil N. Goode

Forgetability, My Random Memoirs

by Aulden C. Nile, Wiley O`Coot and Rikki T. O`Coot

Free Delivery

by Pete Zaboy, Chip Ping and Han Ling

Free Milk

by F. Fiona Cowe

Friends, Romans, and Countrymen

by Linden Near

From Al Capone To Barak Obama

by Shai Towne

From Spoon River, Take The Fork In The Road, All The Way To Yellow Knife

by Hilly and Rollin Tulane-Rhodes, and Orson Waggon

From Thrifty Nickel To "TRADIO"

by Penny Pincher and Ima Byner-Sellen

Fun With Fiberboard

by Mason Knight, Molly Boltenutt, and Studs Muphin

G

Gary Pucker And The Front Teeth Gap: A Biography

by Perry O`Donnel-Case and Aura Lee Challenger

Gator Wrestling

by Jess A. Crock

Gender Free Public Rest Rooms

by Izzy A. Manner, A. Boyer-Watt, and L. G. Beatee

Get Crackin'

by Crispin Karunshi

Getting Something Started

by Jen Raider and Alton Nader

Get Well Soon

by Eden Wright and Phil N. Goode

Give Me Some Credit

by Owen A. Fortune

Give Protesters The CHANTS, And They`ll Repeat `Em All Day

by Waylon Howell, Louden Schrill, B. Louden Rood, and Mustafa Goode-Dreesen

Give Your Pet Rabbit All The Carrot Deserves

by Bunny Hopper and Jes A. Haremoore

Going To Cuba? Learn To Speak Cubist In A Week!

by Mark Cuban

Going To Holland? Learn HOLLERIN In A Week! Both Outdoor AND Indoor Voices

by Waylon Howell, Louden Schrill, and Dana Schumer

Goliath vs The Rock

by Celine Schott

Gone A Fur Piece

by Ermine Pelt and Jen Chilla

Gone To Hell And Back

by Al B. Sienna-Round, Ben Dare, Ann I. Dundat

Gone Viral

by Ova De Line

Got Nothin`

by M.T. Hand

Graced With Her Presents

by Wrapper "Curly" Bowen-Ribens

Grain Drain

by Oly Burl Lapsack

Grain Of Salt

by Pepper Korn

Guesstimated History

by ette Wass"

Guide To Fast Food In America

by Del Lee Counter and Diane N. Dash

Guilty as Charged

by Cody Fendent

Guns, God & Country

by Dakota DeWest

Guzzle Buzzed

by Ben Schtrinker

H

Hammer It Now, Screw It Later

by Claude Hammer, Phillip Sedd, and Molly Boltenutt

Hand Me My Selfie Narcissus-Stick

by Tonie and Ritzy Poser

Hangin` With My Homies

by Lev Tate

Hardball, High And Outside

by "Striker" Juan Antou

He Picks Carefully, And Chews Wisely

by Dr. Perry O`Donnis

He`s A Brilliant Mime! That Goes Without Saying

by "Moot" Mummer-Busker

Heartless Paper Doll Love

by Tab & Tara Mia Parte

Heaven Can`t Wait

by Dinah Meecha

Helen Highwater-A Naval Novel

by C. Cliff with Rocky and Sandy Schorrs

Hey! My Eyes Are Up Here

by Anthony "Horndog" Wiener, and Huma Kiddin

Hip Speak, Like "Epic, Massive, Huge, Swag, Wicked, Heart Attack Serious, and Way Cool"

by Sol Goode & Zack Lee Wright

His Legacy Is Unraveling Faster Than A Burrito In A Backpack

by Ben A. Rollin-Toulouse

Historically Famous Organs

by Hugh Johnson and E Norma Stits

Hole In The Head, Or Open Minded, Which Is It?

by Pierce Deere

Holy Knees, Batman! Your Tights Are Torn!

by Wade Tewbigg, Forrest Bridges

Hot Dogs And Beans Budget

by Frank N. LeGumes

Howard Be Thy Name

by Lloyd Sprayer and Art N. Nevin

"Howard" Be Thy Name

by Lloyd Sprayer and Art N. Nevin

How To Hold Onto A Trophy Wife

by Kip Byner-Moore

How to Lay Bricks

by Mason Ree, C. Mint, and Bill Duwall

How to Make Sausage

by Link and Patty Porquerindt

How To Draw A Crowd

by Sketch Peeples

How To Profit In Public Office

by Lionel Peyoff

How To Sell A Rummage

by Clarence Sayle

How To Stay Punctual

by Levon Thyme

How To Win Then Lose Friends

by Jeslyn M. Munny

Humor Is All In The … Timing!

by Dewey Laffeyette

Humor, Like Verbal Macreme, Twisted And Knotty

by Joe King

I

I Adore A Fadora

by Hattie Capp

I Ate The Falafel, And Now I Feel Awful

by Candida Bightmore and Belle E. Aiken

I Could Hear Her Eyes Rolling

by Kady Gagadashian

I Feel Like The Dip At The Party

by Olive Tapenade

I Feel Like The Dog That Finally Caught The Bus

by Chase N. Carrs

If You Think You Can?

by Carmen Duit

I Hear the Bagpipes Calling

by Louden Sherelle and Claire Anna Maising

I Like All Donuts, As A Hole

by Zack N. Carrey

I Scream For Everybody

by "Scoop" Conan Cupp

I Screwed Up And Got Nailed

by Phillip Sedd and Claude Hammer

I Was Blindsided At My Window Of Opportunity

by Winn DeSill

I. R. S.; You`ve Got What It Takes

by Hanover D`Loot and Morton Ewell-Knead

I`m Throwing You A Bone

by Hugh Murus

If You Build A Wall, Someone Will Take Offense

by Bill DeWaller-Fentz

Ignore And Prevent "Phonies"

by Trace McCall

"I`m Gay!", He Told Me With A Straight Face

by L.G. Beatee, Arne Chu, Wan Tu

Impulse Buyer

by Spence Oliver Munny

In Hot Water Now

by Rollin Boyle

In Time, He Got His Clock Cleaned

by Juan Afton-Noone

Inherit The Wind Fall

by "Thorny" Rosenthorne And Rhoda Dindren

Insects And The City

by "Bugs" Zappa and Arthur O'Podd

Inside Her House Rules

by Dustin Scrubb, "Squeaky" Killeen, Natty N. Straight

Insurance For Everything You Need

by Officer Homer Carr

Irked And Exasperated

by Preston Kramden

It Was A Close Score

by Wanda Tew with Rainn DeLay

It`s All Over But The Shouting

by Howell N. Wale and Louden Schrillwhiner

It`s Like Trying To Nail Jello To A Tree

by Jill Atnus and Ivis Scausity

It's Not In The Cards, Pokerface!

by U.Delta Badand

A – B – C – D – E – F – G – H – I – Go to JK – Z